What’s on your list to Santa? Why not Ask Santa for something from our 2016 Winter Holiday Event This year! We at AMERiders have plenty of items to choose from for yourself or that special biker guy or gal. All of us bikers love getting gifts so why not make it a special one with one of our jackets, helmets or even a piece of our lovely biker jewelry. We have something for everyone so take a look while you’re sippin’ on your cocoa and keepin’ warm inside.
We think the Boss has gone a bit coo-coo for cocoa puffs as he has told us that from now until the end of our event on the 18th that we are giving an extra 10% off. That is right on any order over $50 you will get an automatic 20% percent off. In order for our crew to get your gifts to you in time for Christmas you must order by the 18th so watch the countdown clock at the top of the screen to know how many days you have left to order. This is our gift to you for being such wonderful customers throughout the year.
I have always loved the poem The Night Before Christmas and wondered if someone had written a biker version, so I gazed into the void that is “The Google” as an Uncle of mine calls it and found one that I liked and thought I would share it with you. Again, I did not write this it was written by someone else, I couldn’t find a name on it.
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas (Biker Style)
‘Twas the night before Christmas, And not until Spring,
Would an engine be running, not even a Wing.
The bikes are all sleeping, They’re covered and warm
Batteries are tended, nylon covers their form.
My Bros were all nestled snug in their beds,
While visions of new chrome danced in their heads.
And I in my doo-rag, bike jacket, and boots,
Out shoveling snow, and dreaming of scoots.
Then from the horizon there came such a clatter,
My shovel I dropped, what could be the matter?
Away up the hill, I slogged through the snow,
Looked up at the sky; where’d all that noise go?
A throb from the heavens like straight pipes so hearty,
Gave Summers’ good thoughts, a loud bikers’ party.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a Hog Ultra Classic, Red trailer in rear.
With a little old rider, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
More rapid than Crotchies his Ultra came on,
And he whistled, and shouted, and sang out this song;
“Now, Harley! Now, Big Dog! On Honda and Beamer!
Now Vulcan! Now Injun! On Vict’ry and Trumpet!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now RIDE away! RIDE away! RIDE away all!”
As small bikes that from the semis do fly,
When they meet with the air blast, mount to the sky.
So up to the house-top that Ultra it flew,
With a trailer of goodies, and ole’ St. Nick too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof,
The rumble and thunder of pipes that gave proof.
I ran to the house, boots thumping around,
And in came St. Nick all bearded and round.
Dressed all in black leather, from do-rag to boot,
His chaps were all tarnished with road grime and soot.
A T-bag of goodies he’d flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.
His shades — how they twinkled! his do-rag how scary!
With chains intertwined, through skulls that were cherry!
His droll little mouth had done many a row,
So the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
The smoke had a strange smell; it gave him relief!
He had a broad face and a large fat beer belly,
That shook when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.
He was tattooed and plump, a right jolly old rider,
So I offered a cold Bud, thought what could be righter?
A wink of his eye as he downed that cold beer,
Gave me to know I had nothing to fear.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to my ride,
And fixed it with Chrome, Horsepower, and Pride!
And giving the peace sign with bikers’ good cheer,
Took off for his Ultra rumbling near.
He sprang on the saddle, his gloves on the bars,
A wheelie he threw then off towards the stars!
I heard him exclaim, as my chest swelled with pride…
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good ride!
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Now that is a poem I can get behind I don’t know about you guys. I love a good Biker Santa Tale. Send us yours if you have them we would love to hear them. However, don’t forget that we have many great gifts such as this gorgeous Heavy Duty Black Red Stainless Steel Motorcycle Chain Bracelet is not only an accessory for daily rides but an awesome accessory for going out or hitting up your favorite bar. Featuring a black and red motorcycle chain and a stainless steel clasp. Now who I ask you wouldn’t love that.
We also have many great jewelry items for the ladies as well such as this. Women’s Stainless Steel Bracelet With Stones Magnetic Closure is a stylish stainless steel bracelet that is tied together beautifully by an interlocking pattern of woven steel mesh. A strong magnetic closure holds it securely to your wrist and is perfect for going out riding or enjoying a girls night out.
While your shopping for these great gift ideas during our 2016 Winter Holiday Event, Don’t forget that you get 20% percent off on orders over $50 automatically. With our usual Free Shipping on orders over $50 as well.
Never fumble with your zipper again.
We all know how difficult it can be pulling your zipper up on your jacket while you have your gloves on. AMERiders has you covered, We have many different zipper pulls that can help you overcome the issue of glove vs. zipper. Such as this gorgeous ladies Heart Zipper Puller is a great way to help pull your zipper on your motorcycle gear, as well as a perfect way to show how unique you really are, not to mention is a perfect gift for someone you love, and it will help them have you closer to their heart.
Or this POW MIA Zipper Puller is a great way to help pull your zipper, as well as a perfect way to show how unique you really are, not to mention showing that they our POW/MIA are not forgotten by accessorizing your jacket. It makes a great gift for your loved ones as well.
Besides all of these great gifts we have plenty more that will match any of your special biker guy or gals unique style, or yours for that matter. Just check us out, what’s more is our prices are very affordable. We love our customers which is why we do what we do. Have a Happy Holiday/Merry Christmas from our families to yours.
While your shopping for these great gift ideas during our 2016 Winter Holiday Event, Don’t forget that you get 20% percent off on orders over $50 automatically. With our usual Free Shipping on orders over $50 as well.
~And as always….
~Live Free Ride Hard~
~AMERiders
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Let AMERiders find those last minute gifts for your special biker during our 2016 Winter Holiday Event.
And as always don’t forget to send us your stories, pictures and events for posting to GALLERY.AMERIDERS @ GMAIL.COM and we will post them for you. The more people that know about your event the better and we are offering free advertising. We would also love to hear about your rides and love to see those bikes so send those stories and pictures.
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